1. Here honey, you use the remote.
2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
3. Ooh, Clive Owen AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the housewares store with me?
6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
7. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Gossip Girl.
8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
9. We never talk anymore
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
What silly thing makes you smile?