Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I Say It's My Birthday

Okay, so it's not my birthday until tomorrow, but here are some funny birthday quotes to get me in the mood.


Anonymous
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Steven Wright
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'

Samuel Johnson
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Father Larry Lorenzoni
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Robert Frost
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Mary Schmich
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

George Burns
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

John Glenn
There is still no cure for the common birthday.

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Hugs,
TLC

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6 comments:

TinaFerraro said...

Wonderful! And Happy Birthday tomorrow to you. This post comes in particularly handy because we have 3 birthdays in my family this week...and actually as of 7 pm last night in a maternity ward in Texas, we now have 4.

stephhale said...

Egh! How did I forget this was coming up? I'm still wondering where the summer went. Happy, happy, happy 25(again)th, TLC! :)
I hope you have a special day of pampering planned.

The Golfing Librarian said...

My birthday is the anniversary of the happiest day of my mother's life. At least that's the way I see it! ;)

C.R. Evers said...

have a happy birthday! Don't let nature down. Go have some cake! :0)

Christy

Marley Gibson said...

Happy >>ALMOST<< Birthday, TLC!!!! Hugs, streamers, and confetti!!!

= )

Heather Davis said...

Hope you had a great bday, TLC!!

Hugs,

Heath