Choose your own unhuman boyfriend!

Who says you have to be human to be a hottie? Undead eye candy can be just as appealing as the real stuff plus they come with some extras. These are some of my personal favs.


1) Vamps. If you can get past those pesky, razor-sharp incisors that he keeps sinking into your neck, he's an awesome b/f. No worries about this guy letting himself go since he is eternally-youthful. He's easy on the grocery bill and will never stand you up as long as you go out after dark. One downfall, eventually you will be replaced as you will die and he will not. Here are a few of my favorite vamps.

Kiefer should totally work this look into 24!

Henry Fitzroy from Lifetime's Blood Ties based on the books from Tanya Huff.







Steph to Henry: "Bite me, please!"

2) Werewolves: If you choose the werewolf you'll be getting an animal for a boyfriend! One thing is for certain, you'll never have to worry about him using your razor. While he's cuddly and fun to pet, this guy will be on the prowl every full moon unless you put him in a cage.

Okay, so Jack's a bit old, but he's a vintage hottie! And while I prefer Michael J a little more clean shaven, he is still an adorable werewolf.

3) Back hair not your thing? What about a magic man? He's awesome to have around if you want to cast a spell on an evil co-worker but if you make this guy mad, he's might to turn you into a frog.








Harry "beefcake" Potter & the adorable Steven Strait from The Covenant.









None of the above doing it for you yet? Okay, I've got the perfect guy for you.

4) Ghosts: He isn't vain since he can't see his reflection in a mirror, he has plenty of time to hang out (at least until he sees the light), and you don't have to worry about him cheating on you since he doesn't actually have a body. The only problem is convincing other people he's real.

Patrick Swayze convincing millions of women to look into pottery making classes.


Clueless Bruce. Dude, you're dead.






Okay, so we wouldn't want to run into any of these guys in a dark alley or anything, it's still amazing how books and movies can make even the meanest, blood-sucking, rip-your-heart-out-and-eat-it dudes hot! So who would you choose? And don't even say Edward Cullen from Twilight because he's all mine!

xo,
Steph
www.stephaniehale.com

What I'm reading....still working on the stripper book, Candy Girl by Diablo Cody