Men Jokes....
9 Things You'll Never Hear a Man Say
1. Here honey, you use the remote.
2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
3. Ooh, Clive Owen AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the housewares store with me?
6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
7. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Gossip Girl.
8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
9. We never talk anymore
Bumper Stickers...
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
What silly thing makes you smile?
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Dona Sarkar-Mishra
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2 comments:
Very cute, Dona! What's making me smile lately is that my cat now has a kitty best friend who comes in our cat door every morning to play chase with him. The thunder across the hardwood floors and bang into things do a better job of waking my sons up for school than alarm clocks. ;)
Here's a bumper sticker that I saw-
"Flys carry diseases...keep yours zipped!"
BTW, I counted how many of those things that men aren't supposed to say I have actually uttered--6! But I refuse to reveal which 6 thay were. ;)
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