Okay, so it's not my birthday until tomorrow, but here are some funny birthday quotes to get me in the mood.
AnonymousBirthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Steven WrightLast week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'
Samuel JohnsonThe return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Father Larry LorenzoniBirthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Robert FrostTime and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Erma BombeckA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Mary SchmichLike many women my age, I am 28 years old.
George BurnsPeople ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
Robert FrostA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
John GlennThere is still no cure for the common birthday.
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