Monday, March 15, 2010
There's No Place Like Gnome
My husband turned to me yesterday, in what was clearly a rhetorical question and asked, "Tina, where have our forks gone?"
My reply, "The same place as all the socks." At least, the socks that match the one ones we still have.
And days earlier, I'd been griping that I can never find a pen in our house...
And why is the paperclip container always empty?
Not to mention the food in the refrigerator that keeps disappearing. (Okay, wait, we DO have teenagers, so that answers that.)
But otherwise, all I can come up with is the suspicion that somewhere...there is a family of gnomes with a treasure trove of my belongings. Who have a penchant for stray socks, forks, pens and paperclips...
Either that, or when we next move, we're going to find them all behind the dryer or something.
Tell us, are the gnomes possibly hoarding possessions of yours, too? Some articles that keep inexplicably disappearing from your home?
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